Aussie Day 4: Who wants to flush? I do! I do!
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It's the little things you come across while in a foreign place that make you feel a little tilted. Example: The two flush handle. I like to think that the two settings are to be interpreted as Standard Dump Flush Volume and Monsterkazi Maelstrom Dump Flush Volume. I'm really into flushing right now!! As for dinner... well how could I not? The rest of my day was business as usual. Go to client. Have all systems futz right before class starts. On cue, stomach churns a volcanic acid bath while I struggle to get all workstations back on line. Teach from 9 to 4pm, in stereo: I hear myself speaking to the class, yet I also hear the inner gut demon taunting me, "you're gonna puke... NOW... no.. NOW! Just kiddin', but wait, is this a burp or are you lose it in front of the whole class..." I have no idea how I get through the days with none the wiser. Only 7 more days to go. |
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Werd, I want to poop in that bowl. Are the 2 settings for puking and pooping? For some reason I can't find the bunch of pictures you said you put, but then again, it's 6 in the morning and I;ve only had a cup of coffee. Keep living bro!
love//the_stimulator
Posted by: stimulator | December 6, 2004 06:57 AM
Matt, as far as the flushing, I think the left is for flush and the right button turns it into a bidet!!!!!!!
Posted by: Moria | December 6, 2004 08:59 AM
Ah, if only it would turn it into a bidet. Alas, no bidet - just a half/flush.
Posted by: Mattlandia Himself | December 6, 2004 03:58 PM
Thats funny I figured it was one for the Aussie swirl and one for the American swirl, you know clockwise/counterclockwise or have I fallen victim to an urban legend that the toilet swirls the other direction ?
Posted by: DJ Light | December 9, 2004 12:40 PM