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Random Friday Ruminations

It's Friday, and I'm in the mood to ruminate. Deal with it.

1 - My roof is officially leaking, I don't have the $$ to fix it, my credit is a long way from bright and sunny, and I need to buy buckets. I am officially looking for ways to squeeze financial water from my financial rock. Donations to the "Keep Matt's Sanity and Carpet Dry Fund" are gladly welcomed.

2 - By my count, every Indian or Pakistani co-worker in my office has a mustache. If this is representative of what can only be described as the hallmark of a culture steeped in progressive men's fashion, then perhaps I ought to make a pilgrimage to the lands of Bollywood, curry, sacred cows, and call centers. Hmm... Imagine the photo treasures I would return with...

3 - Increasing my commute to work by a total of 40 miles per day + the ever rising costs of gas ($2.06 per gallon?!!) = more reason for Federally mandated work-from-home requirements and subsidized scooter and motorcycle purchases!

Comments

Not to worry mi pana, I travel a total of 70+ miles every friggin day! my Jeep broke down a month ago(repairs are arounf $1,500 + which I don't have). I bough a piece of shit car(1990 buick le sabre... woohoo!!!) to take me around; which is a 6 cylinder 3.8 gas hog, and been working til midnight every friking day this week... luckily I'm going otu of town for 2 weeks starting this Sunday, but to frigging Wisconsin(Fort McCoy, DoD Network Security training)... I heard it's close to Minnie, maybe I'll go and check out that super mall they have over there or something(any suggestions? I know you've been over minnie many times).
Anywayz, I have a couple of buckets you can borrow, but have to catch me tomorrow, or in 2 weeks.
Good luck mi pana, been there, done that ;)

A leaking roof, huh? That’s harsh. I think you are going about this the wrong way. Might I suggest learning to control the weather rather than find the money to fix the roof? It would seem that this is an acceptable and much easier alternative. Oh, and please feel free to make it sunny and 70 degrees everyday. Give Natty my love. Good luck with swiss cheese roof.

P.S. I’m honored to be at peep status. However, why must you post a pic from a night of such debauchery? Such copious amounts of mud are on that dress to this day. Who new that the Ice Princess was a Jewish one by day?

Well, Hon, since you left today gas prices have increased!
I paid $2.19 for REGULAR in LAWRENCEVILLE. Has gas surpassed bottled H2O yet?