Spontaneous Dental Hydroplosion
So if you aren't watching the yankified version of NBC's The Office, you should be. It's your chance to redeem yourself for not watching the original BBC series. Plus, if you DO watch the show, you guaranteed to avoid SDH (Spontaneous Dental Hydroplosion), a condition where your teeth dissolve and drip down the back of your throat.
If you watched the The Office, you might already know that.