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How to please me.

[calling voice mail...]

"Maa-aat. I'm in New York..." (sounds of traffic) "...and I'm seeing mustaches everywhere... thought you'd want to know!"

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I just pre-registered for my Sundance Film Festival passes for January's festival and I think you need to come out for this! what are your digits again? I want to call you and chat about this. or go to Sundance.org

Hugs,
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During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness.

After a brief pause, the barber leaned over and confided that the best thing he'd come across was, er, female juices.

"But you're balder than I am," protested the customer.

"True," admitted the barber, "but you've gotta admit I've got one hell of a mustache!"