Toe Hunger.
They lie in wait, like beasts you see on Discovery Channel violence programming, waiting to bite a toe. I live in fear of the toe hunger.
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They lie in wait, like beasts you see on Discovery Channel violence programming, waiting to bite a toe. I live in fear of the toe hunger.
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i live in fear of the Ziggy poots!!!
Posted by: zoe | March 16, 2006 12:42 PM
Dude, ain't that the truth.
I never wiggle my toes while they're in socks near my dog. To him, it's a creature ready to get crunched.
Posted by: Pauly D | March 16, 2006 05:20 PM