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Zoemas came and went beautifully! We had about 25 loyal souls leave the safety of the city and venture to out to mattLandia for a little food and festivity. I was in hardcore homemakerbot mode and laid out a spread which included 4 lbs of shrimp, a 10 lb. Honeybaked Ham, about 2 lbs of IKEA meatballs, and a simmering vat of Wassel. All that was left was mutilated ham bone.

Thanks to everyone who made it out, who brought gifts (totally unnecessary but awesome), and who made our home feel extra warm and festive. Zoe and I went to bed happy and content in the knowledge that we have such fine friends. One Zoemas attendee took me aside and said "who knew so many good looking people would be at your party..." So to all you hot Zoemas revelers, we salute thee!

Boris is shown here, flexing his best Zoemas pimp gaze in his new reindeer collar.