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May 21, 2005

Farewell to India, Mangos and Mustaches.

Dear reader, I am ashamed to admit that after a whole week here, I have failed to point out two hallmarks of utopian society that are found here in Bangalore. 1) Mangos are everywhere, and as everyone knows, mangos sit on the peak of mattlandia's fruit hierarchy. 2) At any given time of day or night one can look in any direction and see at least a dozen well groomed mustaches. These two points alone make it sad for me to leave.

While seven days in a country hardly makes me an expert, I have been here long enough to get a sense of this place, and in being here, I have unexpectedly found a better sense of myself.

A few personal observations on India: One doesn't know the meaning of traffic until traveling rally car style in a mad crush of two and four wheeled vehicles. I want an Ambassador car, badly. Crossing the street is a bit like walking across an ice rink mid hockey game sans skates -- you take your life in your own hands. Indian poverty is achingly real and tangible on most every corner. Indian wealth and industry is real and tangible on most every corner (at least in Bangalore). My palate loves the rich tastes of Indian food; my gut decidedly does NOT. Occasionally, you will run across monkeys. Indian women are draped in elegance regardless of class. India has instilled in me a desire to own a silk on silk, 934 knot, Persian rug. The Indian people smile easily and when then do; you sense warmth of soul. Sure, life is tough, but there is no shortage of happiness it seems.

A few observations on myself, after having spent time in India: In observing my Indian colleagues, those around me at the hotel, and the pedestrian population swarming by me, I am reminded of those things in life that lead to happiness: a devotion to family, work, and spirituality. These devotions are most easily seen when poverty and a lower standard of living strips away the excess of modern society, leaving with one with no choice but to cling to those things that don't cost a penny. I learned this lesson once, having spent many years in some of the poorer areas of South America, but are having lived back home in the US for over a decade now, I lost memory of said lesson.

Being here has given me perspective and I am also reminded that western society as a whole is devoted to money. Money establishes class, loyalty, and the purchase of 'happiness'. Not to say that wealth is inherently evil, but the pursuit thereof is a slippery slope which can easily replace the energy that should be dedicated to true self, one's family, and an ongoing sense of spirituality. These are devotions that transcend place, money, and social stature. The irony of it all is that I had to fly half way around the world to be reminded that things I really need to nourish self are right beneath my nose.

On that note, I'm ready to fly home.

May 19, 2005

Blue Ginger and Monkeys.

As I left my hotel room this morning, two monkeys were sitting out on the curb waiting for me. Like it was no big deal. Just two monkeys chillin' on the stoop. Great start to my day.

This evening I ate at Blue Ginger, the most amazing Vietnamese restaurant I have ever visited. Maybe the most amazing restaurant I've ever been to. Open air, large bamboo pavilion. Hard woods. Lagoons. Fire pit. 5 star service. A light breeze. Impeccable service. One of those moments where I just can't wipe the grin off my face, because all I'm thinking is "um yeah, this soooo rocks." Such a shame I didn't have anyone there to share in it. So I'm doing the next best thing, I'm telling you anonymous lurkers in blog land about it.

Wish you were here,

matt.

May 18, 2005

My India commute.

I'm halfway through my stay in India. Thus far, my days have been pretty uneventful. Each morning, I get up and meet my driver for my commute to the client's new gleaming campus on the far side of town. The commute takes about 45 minutes in rush hour traffic. I spend most of that time, staring out the window, soaking up the imagery of ageless Indian culture clashing with the trappings of our technocentric century. The sights flash by: motorcycle, autorickshaw, women carrying jugs of water on heads, dust, sugar cane stands, etc..

A word on how a US rush hour differs from a Bangalore rush hour. Here, rush hour is simply as if every person who has ever owned a piece of machinery powered by some sort of refined fuel has been dropped haphazzardly into a maze of dust choked asphalt raceways. The sheer volume is unreal, not to mention the lackadaisical manner in which two lanes are made to accomodate 6 or 7 vehicles across. It's perfectly routine to play chicken with an oncoming vehicle until the last second just before Ranga (my driver) deftly glides to the left, missing a life ending collision. I get two full hours of this a day!

I haven't done any real sightseeing yet, but I'll get to that on Friday afternoon and Saturday before heading home.

Impression of the day: Indian women, with their espresso complexions, beautiful white teeth, long black hair, and wrapped in deliciously colored saris are easily the most visually engaging people I have ever encountered. It's as if they are blessed with an elegance and grace unkknown to the rest of us. When confronted with such natural beauty I am left feeling like I've just realized that I am the bull in the china shop.

May 16, 2005

Hullaballoo

We're not in Kansas anymore.

I arrived in Bangalore, India late Saturday night. I have to admit, it was really overwhelming. I thought I would be better prepared, having spent many years in relatively 3rd countries like Bolivia and Ecuador. Um, nope.

Walking out of the airport into the wall of humid night and clamoring Indian taxi drivers, vendors, and hustlers was a shock to the system. As described to me later by the desk clerk, I had arrived into a complete hullaballoo. Luckily, I had a driver waiting on me, so I was quickly shown to a small compact car and whisked about 20 minutes across the city to my hotel, the Taj West End. Pulling into the Taj was like stepping across a magical threshold. On one side, all noise, traffic, dirt, and generally controlled chaos. On the other, serene tropical gardens, white washed wall, mahagony floors, and regal service. If you've ever jumped from a jacuzzi into a cool pool, you'll get my drift.

Sunday, I took a much needed rest day. My day consisted of: sleeping, laying by the pool, eating, and sleeping. I had zero urge to leave the hotel grounds (a 20 acre estate mind you) and I needed to let my batteries charge before another training week.

Monday (today) morning, my driver picked me up at dawn and we made the 40 minute drive to the client's new campus. Traffic here in unreal. Thousands of motorcyles and mopeds, many with 3 people straddling the seat, Autorickshaws (pictured above) by the hundreds, all let loose in a crazy sort of Play Station-make-your-own-lane sort of way. Work today was mostly setup and it went well. The real test will be tomorrow to see if everything continues smoothly.

I'm off to a Indian buffet dinner!

May 14, 2005

Wing On. Wing Off.

I wasn’t able to find the time to write in the past two days while wrapping up my assignment in Hong Kong, working at the Wing-On Center. I had an enjoyable close to my week, but I’ll get to that in a couple of minutes…

I’m having a moment, right this very minute while writing, where I’m feeling a peaceful calm. Lately, the physical process of traveling has become my own little fountain of panic and ill-content; where my miserably weak stomach and my propensity for nervousness and worry combine together to keep me feeling like I’m one claustrophobic flight away from a complete meltdown. But occasionally, I still have moments of calm. Pockets of smooth air in my otherwise turbulent prone life, as if an unseen pilot’s voice in my head says, “You can now unbuckle your seatbelts and you’re free to examine and marvel at the singularity of this day in your life…”

Right now, I’m sitting in the First Class cabin of Singapore Airlines flight 852, bound for Singapore. To my left, I’m looking out over the pacific and the occasional emerald green island below, white cloud fingers tracing abstract patterns in the air currents beneath us. I am aware of the wallet in my back left pocket and that it holds a flattened stack of American dollars, Japanese Yen, Hong Kong Dollars and India Rupees. A few moments ago, I took off my boots and slipped on the complimentary sock bootees they give you to walk around in. In Singapore, I’ll catch a flight to Bangalore, India where upon my arrival I’ll have a driver waiting to take me to an upscale hotel in the city.

How is this my life? I feel like an imposter of sorts, only because I never set out to get here, get this, or be this person. It just fell into my lap. Right place, right time, and right person I guess. It could happen to anyone. I can happen to you. Thank you, thank you, thank you for happening to me.

OK – back to the travel log.

Thursday after work, I caught the train over to Kowloon to pick up my CUSTOM TAILORED SUIT. I just love saying that! The suit and shirts fit great and after buying a few silk to ties to match, I can’t wait to find a reason to actually get dressed up. I left Bobby’s Fashions and took the train back to hotel, stopping along the way to pick up a quarter of roasted chicken and a rice and raisin salad for dinner. I camped out on my bed and just ate until I was comatose.

Friday, I only had to work until Noon. I think my classes went well and that everyone who attended learned something from them. When I left on the Friday, they had the software up and running, busy hatching schemes to sell software configurations to the nearest multimillion dollar Chinese retailer.

Friday afternoon was spent walking all over the city, shopping for souvenirs, small gifts and taking a few more photos. By the time 3:30 rolled around, I was soaked through from the humidity and grime of a hot overpopulated city. I went back to the hotel, took a later afternoon swim and then spent an hour or so repacking. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve left something in the hotel, so I get a little paranoid about leaving something like my passport or my iPod or my belt or my toothbrush or my laptop or my camera or my…. You get the idea. I repack very carefully.

To finish up my week in HK, I did a little night district hopping. I stopped by a few ex-pat sort of bar joints, listen to a little bad techno and moved on. I did a lot of wandering before I stumbled upon a Chinese Salsa band in a little lounge not too far from the hotel. For a Chinese Salsa band, these guys were damn good. Their Spanish was almost flawless and they even had the moves down! I hung out there for a bit, had fun singing along to “Guantanamera”, and then called it a night.

Closing thoughts on Hong Kong: This place crawls with manic activity day and night. This is a vertical jungle of glass and neon. The people are nice enough. You can get by on English no problem. Shopping is king. Well worth the flight over. I’d come back any day.

May 11, 2005

Get Sum Dim Sum.

Today was a LONG but good day. Here's a short breakdown of my day, which is pretty typical for me when I working in a city I've never been to.

7 AM - Wake up. Waking up is fairly easy when you have wrap-around windows on the 25th floor of the Marriott in downtown Hong Kong. Stunning view. I shower, answer all my email I get over night, and pack for work.

8:30 - Hop a cab a mile or so over to the our HK office. Totally shocked (yet again) as the absolute prowess these cabbies have. I'm talking 1/100's of an inch between them and other buses, cabs, people, etc. And strangely, I have zero fear.

9 - 4 - WORK. In my case, this means standing in front of a class, laptop projector roaring, scribbling on a white board, taking questions (in this case in broken english), troubleshooting pc performance and lecturing to the class. No amount of practice makes it any less tiring. By 4, I'm bushed.

4ish - Head back to the hotel to drop off bag, change clothes, and grab my camera. Today, I'm hanging out after work with some of my trainees who are here for my class from Korea. Their names are Yong-Hyuk, Gun-il, Jong-sung, and Moon-Seob. These guys are really cool, and take me to this great eatery where I finally get some authentic HK Dim Sum. I opted for the pork dumplings and some hard core won ton soup. Very, very decent.

5 - 8 - Walk all the hell over Hong Kong. I mean up streets, down alleys, up and up and up hills, and down and down and down hills untils my calves are complete jelly. I almost always do this my first few days in a city. It's my own personal recon mission, and I scope out shopping, restaurant, attractions, etc. This is really helpful for shopping, so I can find the best deals and have a much better idea of what my options are.

8ish- Get back to the hotel, bathed in sweat, legs aching. Answer a few more emails. It's warm and balmy out, so I decide to take a swim. The pools is outside on the 7th floor terrace, surrounded by glowing towers of glass. There is no one else in the pool, so I slide into the perfectly tepid water, float on my back, and watch the lights blink all over the city. THIS is how you relax.

9ish - Grab some grub at the eatery downstairs, head back to my room, take a long hot shower, wrap up in a robe, and then plop down to email, blog, post pics, whatever. The whole time sitting at my desk over looking the city.

Now, if this was weekend day, or if I wasn't lecturing the next morning, I would probably head back out again to check out the night life, but as I've learned from painful past experiences, going out late and lecturing at the crack of dawn DO NOT MIX. Don't say I never warned you.

And I'm off to bed.

May 09, 2005

Chinese Products.

Work today went as well as expected. I spent the afternoon helping to install and set up the software needed for the class that starts tomorrow. Our Hong Kong office is nice enough I suppose, but an office is an office is an office. You know?

After work, and in spite of the torrential rain, I grabbed my camera and headed out for a bit of walking. Lots of the stuff I've read on tourism here suggests that one can't visit here without taking advantage of the cheap costs of tailoring. I decided that I would explore the Kowloon district and find myself a tailor. My reading also indicated that a reasonable price would be as little as $100 to $200. I took the subway over to Kowloon, which is across the bay from Hong Kong central, and spent a few hours walking around and window shopping before settling on a place called "Bobby's Fashions". Nick, the shop guy, was super pleasant and we didn't haggle much. He actually comes to Atlanta from time to time to fit his clients in the US. Said that he actually fitted the football coach from GA Tech. Small world. I settled on a $150 suit made with 150 count fabric, and I'll pick it up on thursday. We'll see how it turns out.

On the whole, HK reminds me a lot of Tokyo, but seems slightly off kilter due the amount of English that is spoken everywhere. It is also a little off putting to see really old, tenament style buildings interspersed with gleaming glass buildings that were built recently.

This place is truly a hive of activity. It's hard to stop and snap a decent pic while standing still, because you get jostled from all sides by other pedestrians who move along at a brick clip. I did manage to snap a few during a break in the rain, but I hope the weather breaks so I can get a few more tomorrow.

May 08, 2005

Monday morning. Hotel View.

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24.5 hours and I'm here.

1.5 hours spent waiting for flight at Hartsfield-Jackson airport. 2 hours flight time to Chicago. 1.5 hours spent wandering around O'hare airport. (That airport is looking really nice by the way; lot's of light and vaulted iron walkways. Makes ATL look like a dump for 70's decor. It has a really trippy travel-through-time-ish light tunnel that connects one concourse to another.) 12.5 hours flight time to Tokyo. 1.5 hours spent wandering around Tokyo-Narita. Am feeling REALLY out of it by now. I buy a key chain. 4 hours flight time to Hong Kong. 1.5 hours spent getting through immigration, getting bags, taking the Airport Express train to Hong Kong Central Station, getting a cab to the JW Marriot.

It's 1:02 AM and I'm all sorts of out-of-it. I don't have any really interesting observations or reports on my trip thus far. Except that once you fly across the pacific, there are 747 jets everywhere. Maybe even more so than the standard jets we're used to in the US. For some reason, when I see a 747, I have the impression of a giant sky shark. Must be the big fin. There are giant sky sharks everywhere here.

I am a long way from home.

April 05, 2005

Saint Louieee.

I'm working in St. Louis this week. I flew in yesterday and will be here through Friday. Basically, my time will be spent standing in a classroom teaching, or sitting at the hotel watching the tube. FUN.

I was able to hook up with DJ Light last night though, and we had a killer dinner. Fried Okra and a huge restaurant burger, chased with a Heath Bar shake. We watched the NCAA Final. What's that choking sound? Oh, it's Illinois avoiding the paint and losing the NCAA FINAL IN THEIR BACKYARD. Rough.

I'm determined to find something worth taking a few pics of while I'm here. Thus far, I took a camera-pic of my plane I walked across the Tarmac (see left) and a close up of a lime in Perrier. Riveting.

More later....

March 28, 2005

Sunshine in Minnie...

After a ridiculously early alarm got me out of bed at 4am, I caught a flight to Minneapolis for a strategy meeting at corporate. Surprisingly, the weather is gorgeous, and even in the evening it's still in the 60's I think. I have to say, Minneapolis never really dissapoints. It has an unexpected energy, in spite of being located in the god-forsaken-who-built-a-town-here? sort of place. Anyway, here is the view from my room, snapped in a couple of images on my camera phone and spliced together in Fireworks.

January 26, 2005

Down from the Mountain.

Sorry for the absence folks, but a man can't be blamed for withdrawl from the public's view when he's surrounded by the majesty and solitude of craggy peaks and long-winding meadows of snowy goodness.

Last Saturday, Natasha and I headed up to stay with her brother George at his house in Alta. The "Big House" as it's called, sits high above the resort and is only accessible by snow mobile, ski's , or boot power. Saturday was spent packing up our stuff from the hotel, doing a bit of riding over lunch, and then ferrying out stuff up the house. George welcomed up us with huge plates of salmon and grilled veggies... Yum.

Sunday and Monday were spent skiing, snowboarding, sipping hot Chai Lattes and playing Scrabble at the lodge. (Enjoy the word 'Gorp' Charlene...) The weather continued to be extraordinarily hot, but the snow base was sufficiently deep to afford some decent riding conditions from about 10:30 A.M. till 3-ish. George spent a lot of time telling us about backcountry riding, avalanches, life at Alta Lodge, and such. A big thank you to George, for being the consumate host. If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't know how to use the following words in the proper canyon context: Pow, Corned-up, Skinning, Crud, Huck, Nukin', Boot-it, Inversion, and Switch. Example:

"Dude, didn't get the pow, but it's corned-up all right so lets's skin up to the spine and huck ourselves into the chute - switch!"

For those of you who might head out to Utah this season to ride, my recommendation is Mineral Basin on the backside of Snowbird. Huge. Open. Majestic. Sunny. Make the trip if you can! Mineral Basin was the site of my last ride of the trip, in the setting sun, The Faint blaring from my iPod, with snow spraying gently from the tail of my board. Rip-your-head-off awesome.

The night before flying back to Atlanta was spent hanging out with my Aunt Jeanie, Laura, Tapin and family. Aunt Jeanie and Laura fed us gobs of yummy homemade mexican, and then we all sat around and played catch up our personal current events and such. Makes me really miss family, you know? Anyway, thanks to everyone who made us feel welcome, and come on down to the South anytime. We'll cook up some grits and teach ya'll some werds that'll make ya feel downright local.

January 22, 2005

Pain and Tepanyaki.

We're packing up the hotel and headed up to stay in Alta with Nat's brother George, so this entry will be quick. The high points from yesterday:

- Nat overcomes her fear and tackles her first big slope.
- We both are in extreme pain from all the extreme contact with ice.
- We meet up with John, Heather, Kim, Doug, Pat, Rebecca, Shan, and Sydney for a little tepanyaki steak at Shogun. Absolutely awesome time catching up on stories, geek talk, and plans for the future.
- Spotting the actor from Almost Famous hanging out at the Red Door lounge.

January 20, 2005

Doin' the Bird.

We just finished our first day of riding up at Snowbird (me) and Alta (Nat). The weather is beautiful up here, but I wish it would snow! It's like 50 out, and the day was a complete sweat-fest. I'll be posting pictures of our trip to this link:

Utah 2005

On the way back down to the hotel, I snapped this pic. I imagine this is what a decent into hell might look like. Not that Utah is hell, but the irony of a smog ceiling resting over a valley populated primarily by folks who hate second hand smoke is... well, worthy of a least a snap shot.

January 15, 2005

New Sex Change.

Phone Coversation - 3PM EST:

Nat: "Dude. I'm in Phoenix."

Matt: "I'm glad you made it. I just woke up"

Nat: "Ever notice that the news kiosks in Atlanta Harstfield read New Sex Change."

Matt: "...um, you mean the NEWSEXCHANGE?... NO, I guess I never noticed that".

Nat: "I'm bored. I'm gonna go grab a burrito. I'll call you when I land in Vegas".

December 17, 2004

The End of Aussie Days: Headed Home.



I spent my last day in Melbourne getting all my loose ends tied up.

First I spent a half day or so at the client site, finishing up some lab work with my class, answering final questions, and taking my leave of my hosts, etc. Needless to say, I'm always immensely relieved when I finish an assignment, and technical glitches notwithstanding, I felt like this was a success.

Once I left the office, I spent the rest of my day organizing and packing two weeks worth of dirty clothes, gifts, photo equipment, and laptop back into two small travel bags.

In the evening, I made one last stop at a local lounge, The Ding Dong Lounge to be exact, to catch the Immortal Lee County Killer show. I'd seen them before in Atlanta, and I thought it would be a good way to end my trip in Oz. Their new material was great. I bumped into the singer Chet at the bar for a few minutes and chatted with him about seeing them back home, how the Meredith Festival went for them, and an upcoming Atlanta show. Nice enough guy. Anyway, after the show, called it a night, and went to the hotel to catch some zzz's.

The next 26 hours are pretty much a blur. The flight to LA was long. I sat next to a quirkly-Ally-McBeal-strange sort of lawyer from Australia. As she was reading magazines, she would rip out every other page... The layover in LAX was quiet and not too long. I just sort of sat there in a half daze (see photo), and watched the sun rise. Caught my Delta flight home, and four hours later, arrived in Atlanta to watch the sun set. My body clock is all sorts of messed up by this point. But -- I'm HOME.

Last entry on the trip. In spite of my jet-settin', world travlin' ways, there is nothing quite so nice as coming home to a candle-lite loft, a happy girlfriend, and slobbery dog.

December 13, 2004

Aussie Day 11: No more lecture!

Today I finished delivering my last day of 'lecture'. I'm sooo relieved. Teaching is hard enough, but when your class has paid your employer over $20k for you to fly half way around the world to teach them... well, lets just say the stress level is HIGH. I have a half day in the morning of doing some lab work with the bunch, and then I'm done!

I rewarded myself tonight by packing a bit, ordering french toast from room service, and watching the finale of Survivor, and then a little bit of Sunday's football game, or as they call it here, Gridiron. Watching Gridiron here is soo great because they cut out all the dead time that makes the game drag on so much at home. It makes the whole game seem alot faster. Or maybe I'm just cracked out and twitchy on maple syrup and sugar. Either way, I'm fat and happy.

December 12, 2004

Aussie Days 8, 9, and 10: The Meandering.

A friend of mine back home, Douleur Divine, pointed out to me that when you "meander" around a city you more or less see with new eyes. I took her observation to heart and spent my weekend Meandering.

Friday Night:

Wandered around Brunswick Street and Johnston street, watching the sun go down, and eating the meatiest hamburger ever at a diner called Red Tongue. The burger was wrapped in ham. Yum.

My first stop was Tote Hotel where I saw two bands. Hell City Glamours and Young Heart Attack. YHA is half hell raisin' Texas rock, half ACDC tribute band -- but 100% diesel. Spent a few hours screamin' along with the rest of the Aussies and soakin' it in.

Second stop was a revisit to Cherry Bar. No sooner was I in line that a brawl broke right in front of me. All sorts of drama ensued, but in the end, security won. I made a statement to the local constable and kept on with my night. Cherry Bar wasn't nearly as crowded as last week (my favorite DJ wasn't in) so I only stayed an hour or so.

Third stop was.. well, I have no idea. Nor the fourth stop. But both were next door to Cherry Bar, had decent music echoing coming out the doors and echoing off the alley walls, encouraging me to continue my meander. Ended up dancing to a kick-ass drum and bass meets post industrial dark wave sort of DJ set till about 5ish, and then meandered my way back to the hotel.

Saturday:

I slept in. WAY in. I think I finally hit the street around 2pm. I spent the afternoon shopping in the CBD and in Prahan. Went to a store called Route 66 and scored a couple of leg stompin' aussie rockabilly / honkytonk CD's. Then walked into another indie record shop and scored a Bob Wills and His Texas Playboys boxset for $25.

Got back to the hotel around 9ish and decided to just vedge out, watch aussie TV and rest. I bought a bunch of junk food and laid in bed and drank coke after coke. M&M's and coke...yum.

Sunday:

Decided to go back to Brunswick Street to take some photos and do a bit more shopping. I spent most of the afternoon meadering up and down Brunswick, in and out of alleys, with no schedule or map. Damn that feels good! I think I could meander my way around the world given the time and money. In fact, I know I could. Someone send me the money please.

As I sat reading the paper, and enjoying a glass of cool H20, I saw that Melbourne was hosting the International Dancesport Finals tonight! OK, I admit it, I am huge Strickly Ballroom fan, so how could I NOT go and get an actual fix of spandex, bangs (insane heigth), and glitter. So I got online, bought a ticket in the nose-bleed seats, and watched the gayest men in the world rumble rumba style! To be honest though, it was pretty amazing to watch, and I have a soft spot for the classic grace of the Vienna Waltz. Highpoint: The actress who played "Tina Sparkle" in Strictly Ballroom made a guest appearance. Who can say "Paso Doble"?

That it's folks. Meandering weekend complete.

To see this weeks pics: CLICK HERE...

December 09, 2004

Aussie Day 7: Vampyre-X

So what do you do when you it's been a rather lackluster day?

Why you stroll around town until you find a free 'backpackers' lounge (read:cheap and dirty) where a punk band called Vampyre-X is playing a free show. I might not have entered had not the there been pictures of the band sporting bizarre skeleton costumes and face paint. All in all, not bad. The lead singer was the complete clone of a buddy back home (John Cloonan), so I enjoyed the show even more. It was like watching a friend have an out of body experience he didn't even know he was having.

I also met a dude named Stu who was selling CD's for his label called Straight Jacket Records. Of course, neither CD will actually play on my laptop cd player - so who knows what I bought. BUT at lease they were cheap damnit! Ok. You get what you pay for. Except when you buy a 'Travelers Meat Pie' from 7-11. Then you get a gift that just keeps on giving. and giving. and giving.

And I'm off to the 'cool handled' toilet.

December 08, 2004

Aussie Day 6: Trainspotting.

Well, not REALLY trainspotting, more like spotting things from a train.

After work, I grabbed a train at Flinders Station, platform 8, that was headed down to Brighton Beach. I had seen a postcard or two from the area and thought it would be fun to shoot. Turns out I was right. The sun came out as I riding down, and since it had been raining, there was virtually no one as far as the eye could see.

I posted the pictures for your enjoyment in my ongoing photo gallery for this trip. Just CLICK HERE to open it up...

I'm not sure what it is, but something about riding on a train while listening to music seems to unclog the synapses, and I start to fire on all cylinders. I worked out a technical issue that I couldn't solve at work sitting in from of my laptop, I had rush of ideas for a screenplay/shortstory that I'm wanting to write, and had a good idea for a hook to a song. Maybe it's the kinetic 'white noise' of the shuttering car and the strobing of shawdows as they pass the window.

I wonder if I could buy a train car off Ebay, put it on those rolling cylinders they use in a body shop to balance your tires, and mount the whole thing in my living room? I could even put ruts in the cyclinder to simulate the clacking of tracks. Hmm.

December 07, 2004

Aussie Day 5: The lightning won't cooperate.

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Nothing to really report on this post. Work is moving along, and the rains have come rolling into the bay area. While sitting at my hotel window, I could see the dark clouds come barreling towards my room on the 28th floor. It was an amazing sight. I tried doing some long exposure shots to capture the huge llghtning bolts in the distance, but said lightning played tag with me, and I was never able to catch it.

I was moderately pleased with the shot above because of it's slightly water color wash. That and it was pitch black out when I took it, so I guess I did catch some sheet lightning or something.

December 06, 2004

Aussie Day 4: Who wants to flush? I do! I do!

It's the little things you come across while in a foreign place that make you feel a little tilted.

Example: The two flush handle. I like to think that the two settings are to be interpreted as Standard Dump Flush Volume and Monsterkazi Maelstrom Dump Flush Volume. I'm really into flushing right now!!

As for dinner... well how could I not?

The rest of my day was business as usual. Go to client. Have all systems futz right before class starts. On cue, stomach churns a volcanic acid bath while I struggle to get all workstations back on line. Teach from 9 to 4pm, in stereo: I hear myself speaking to the class, yet I also hear the inner gut demon taunting me, "you're gonna puke... NOW... no.. NOW! Just kiddin', but wait, is this a burp or are you lose it in front of the whole class..." I have no idea how I get through the days with none the wiser.

Only 7 more days to go.

December 05, 2004

Aussie Day 3: I went to the beach. What did you do?

Another amazing day. The Australia weather gods have smiled on me, and the weather is a breezy 85 degree day. I'm still not feeling great, so it took me a little bit to get moving, but I made it out of the hotel around 11ish.

I hopped the #16 Tram to St. Kilda's Beach. I didn't bother going down to see the water when I was here last winter (August), but this time I wanted to smell sweet salty air. The 20 minute ride was nice enough I suppose, as tram rides go, and then -- the beach! St. Kildas is south of Melbourne as is definitely a hot spot for shopping, cafe's, and beach bumming. The place is packed. The boardwalk has row after row of vendors selling jewelry, shirts, paintings, photos, sculptures, etc. I amble at a relaxed pace, enjoying the sun on my face, when I came upon the most sinister entry to a amusement park I have ever seen.

Luna park is a small beachside amusement park featuring your standard roller coaster, ferris wheel, etc., but the rides all look to me as they are ready for an episode of The Twilight Zone. I figured good photo opp for myself, so I start snapping away. Why the children aren't completely freaked out by it all is just as disturbing. I'm sure it will all resurface subconsciouly for them later in life -- whoopee!

After escaping Luna Park, I wandered the beach for a couple of hours. No destination in mind, just mindless walking, people watching, and pausing to take the occasional photo. If only my mind didn't keep drifting to work tomorrow, I would have been in heaven. I should have gone down to the beach later in the day though, the lighting is so much richer for photography in the late afternoon. I'll try to go back later in the week I think.

I took the 16 back to the city, and spent another hour or so wandering the alley ways collecting shots of graffitti and posters. Not only is it everywhere, for the most part, it's more vibrant art than vandalism, and it has my creative juices flowing. If only I had my music gear with me right now, I'm sure I would birth a tune or too. Instead, my photos and blog will keep occupied as much as possible.

On the walk back to the hotel, I stumbled across a record store that the DJ from Cherry Bar recommended to me called Missing Link Records. I got even more lucky when I tracked down a two disk rock compilation that the same DJ said I should check out. SCORE. It's called "The Rock 'N' Roll Disease!". I also stumbled across another promising compilation called "Shakin' In My Boots: A Texax Rock N Roll Compliation". Nothing like traveling halfway around the world to find great collections of music from my neck of the woods. Hey man, whatever works.

That's it for today. I'm in for the night, prepping for work tomorrow, and of course -- keeping you informed and sharing the digital love. Enjoy today's photos...click here...

December 04, 2004

Aussie Day 2: Right then left. Right then left.

10:30 A.M.: Groan… Is that sunlight coming in the window?

I finished Day 1 at the best rockin’ lounge – EVER, a place called Cherry Bar. Many of you already know my story about meeting the drummer from The Sleepy Jackson last time I was here. I figured the easiest way to stay up to my normal bedtime (12pm or later) would be to make a stop by Cherry Bar. As expected the music was unreal, spun by a guy who looked like somebody’s grandfather which would explain his huge pile of unbelievable vinyl and original 45 singles of the Stones, Beatles, Creation, and more. And get this, as I was leaving the place I noticed that it’s located on ACDC Lane. Enough said.

9:00 P.M.:
After getting my jet lagged butt out of bed, I headed down to the Yarra River for lunch. I ate a plate of Thai-fried rice but spent most of the time staring down a sea gull with attitude problems. I think maybe we should just call sea gulls what they are: airborne oceanic beaked rats.

The rest of the afternoon was spent walking around the city, reacquainting myself with the streets, lanes, alleys, and such. All in all, not too much to comment on, other than the continued beautiful weather, amazing shopping, beautiful people, killer fashion, back alley cafés and boutiques, the architecture, blah, blah, blah…. I walked, and walked, and walked. I don’t know how anyone can be overweight in a pedestrian city like this. Come to think of it, don’t know if I actually saw fat people. Go figure.

Lesson learned (again) today. Since you drive on the left here, I’m constantly stepping into oncoming traffic. I have no chance NOT looking like a tourist at this rate. At least in London, they actually have warnings painted on the streets telling you (meaning tourists) which way to look. I spent a lot time today mumbling, “Right then left. Right then left. Right then left.”

After a light dinner of Spanish tortilla and chorizo at a Tapas joint down the street, I retired to my hotel room to download today's photos, and get this post ready. The sun has just finished going down, and I’m sitting in half light, watching the night come to life.

December 03, 2004

Aussie Day 1: I reach the hotel and the hotel is good.

This is first entry in a series of entries documenting my 14 day trip to Melbourne, Australia. The first and last days of this trip are the most brutal, since each requires a minimum of 24 hrs travel from door to door. Here are some ramblings from Day 1.

Hour 4: I'm flying first class to LA, and they've actually put us on a jet large enough to have a first class. I'm sitting next to an nice old guy from Chattannoga, TN who sells carpet. His cheeks and nose get more red as he drinks rum and soda after rum and soda making him look like Santas harmless drunk brother. The flight is without incident, and I watch Collateral again.

Hour 6: I've been wandering around LAX for about an hour and a half. I'm leaving out of there 'International Terminal', a loud sweaty building that's has a huge number of South American families pushing around pieces of formless zippered bag luggage the size of a small Kia. I mean, what do they have in there? You would think they are smuggling people OUT of the US in there.

I am BORED out of my mind at this point. The Quantas lounge is nice enough, but you can eat so many baguettes and ginger ale, and the place is crowded with first class travelers who speak in loud hushed tones, and act as though life depends on how well they use a swizzle stick. I read a US paper, a UK paper (The Daily something - packed with UK gossip and alarmist news "Elton plames posh spice for Beckhams wandering prick or some nonscense) and a Australia paper (printed in an extremely wide format, making it somewhat unwieldy).

I wander through bookshop after bookshop, and settle on buying a James Patterson novel I haven't read called BIG BAD WOLF. His novels are decent enough air travel reading, and I need a little distraction to overcome the boredom. I also buy a pack of gum, Orbit Cinnamonaliciousburtsparkle or some other clever name meant to induce me into a buying frenzy. It worked I guess. I'm a complete fish in room of bait when it comes to airport gift shops. How else can I explain my growing collection of fridge magnets commemorating the various cities I visit?

Hour 8: We are about to board the Quantas flight. There are more screaming kids on this flight that I have ever seen. I've heard of orphan flights, where planes bringing loads of kids are brought to the states. I'm inclined to call this the demon spawn flight, where all the most heinous children in LA are being deported to Tasmania via Melbourne. I actually saw a little girl go up to another little girl and bite a chunk out of her arm.

Hour 11: No flight of mine can't pass without mention of G.I.L.O. (see previous posts for more information), the GastroIntestinal Liberation Organization that hides in my gut somewhere. The little buggers organized a terrorist assault on the stability of my stomach, making it nearly impossible to eat without getting sudden urges to puke. I swear, at times I want to just drink a bottle of bleach or something to kill the little anarchic bastards, but I suppose the collateral damage would be too great.

In any event, I couldn't really enjoy the dinner meal, and went to sleep hungry. Even the threat of impending vomit can't keep me awake. (It's about 3am Atlanta time).

Hour 17: I wake from about six or seven hours of uncomfortable sleep. I'm seated in the upper deck of the 747, and there are little cubby hole like containers on the floor between the seat and the window, making a bit easier to stretch my legs out a bit. It's still dark out and I've lost track of time. I switch my watch to Australia time and it's like 3 am still there, so I after reading more Big Bad Wolf, I convince myself that I should be asleep and go back to sleep.

Hour 20:
Breakfast is spoiled again by GILO. Not as bad this time, but still no fun trying to eat. Instead, I watch as the sun begins to come up and I finish that novel. I thought the cliff hanger ending sucked, but Patterson makes a career out of writing these books, so I suppose he needs to have some sort of hook to get me to by the next novel. My body feels complete whacked out at this point.

Hour 26: We are about to descend into Melbourne. It's 9:23am there. It's 4:23pm in Atlanta. It's over 26 hours since I left the loft to start this trip. Don't I feel LOVELY. Anyway, the day isn't over yet. I still have to check into the hotel and then go to work. This ought to be interesting.

Hour 36: I made it to the hotel, and the hotel was good. It's 5:45pm now and I've just got back from my first half day of work. I feel slightly dazed right now, but I'm going to make myself stay up till my normal bedtime before passing out. Melbourne is intoxicating. The weather is dry, about 75, breezy and sunny. The streets are pedestrian-packed with the hustle and bustle of all good cities. I need to step away from the computer and get a little sun therapy before the sun goes down...

November 05, 2004

Ameristar Asyphxia

I’ve never gambled in a Casino – not once. I really don’t see what all the fuss is about, so last night I thought I would go check out the Ameristar Casino, just a few miles from my hotel.

I pulled into the parking deck through the pulsating orifice of what looked to be a mammoth river creature bedecked in phosphorescent twinkle and costume jewelry. Literally, the entrance to the Ameristar looks a gaping maw, with row after serrated row of light bulb teeth.

Upon entering the Casino, I am overwhelmed in an orgy of light. Vixen red. Debutante Blue. Siren yellow. Money Green. My eyes become small Lite Brite orbs, mirroring the frantic Morse code pulsating from each machine: Dot Dot dash Dash Dash Dot Dot Dot Dot Dash Dash Dot. If only I understood the language, I’m sure I might fare better.

As I walk the casino floor, I navigate through groups of geriatric slots militia. Grey skinned gamers work row after row of video slots; safe cracking specialists trying to crack the code of blinking lights and minimum bets. I’m a tourist lost in a catacomb of games that mean nothing. Each machine is a glass menagerie of Blue Ducks, Red Stars, and Pot’s of Gold, Triple Bars, Horseshoes, and Dollar Signs.

After a few minutes of dazed walking, I manage to find a row of slots that are unoccupied and off the beaten path. I sit down, and spend (I kid you not) 10 minutes trying to figure how feed cash into the machine. I look like a chimp slapping away at a calculator I’m sure, until I realize that I’m supposed to slide my Ameristar issued ID card into the Machine before it will take my cash. Whew, I’m relieved that I finally figure out how to give my money away, and I turn my attention to the task of getting my gamble on.

Um… Tap… Huh…Tap… I'm back to being a chimp. I’m a jet-setting technical Instructor who specializes in systems training, and I can’t figure which of three buttons I should push. Damn it. Oh. Change Bet. Max Bet. Lose. Win. “Ding-ding-ding”. I’m up. I’m down. I’m down. I’m down. Max Bet. Max BET. MAX BET! Damn you to hell you piece of metal shi….Wait! Win! I hit Triple Bars and I win $3. I rule. I am the MASTER SLOT SAMURAI of St. Louis. Bet! Bet! BET!

I lose $30 is as many minutes. I can’t step away from the machine. It’s like I’m stuck in an undertow. I don’t want to move. And in that moment I realize the deathtrap opiate den that is the modern casino. I am asphyxiating on the fumes of second hand smoke and the promise of a 25 cent Utopia. I manage to step away from the chair, a little dazed. Fight or flight takes in and start a quick walk to the exit.

I walk across the hall to the All You Can Eat Buffet and breathe in the sweet fumes of BBQ Beef Ribs that are as large as my forearm. Once my head clears, I eat $30 worth of Vanilla and Chocolate swirl yogurt and get the hell out of dodge.

November 02, 2004

Flight to Saint Louis.

I flew to St. Louis yesterday on one of Delta's Fisherprice planes. The seats are small, the bathroom is tiny, everything is shiny plastic, and the overhead compartment is big enough to hold my left shoe.

The inflight hall monitor was giving out pretzels and Delta's little Biscotti cookies (for which I harbor deep seated salivic cravings), and I swear to you, said the following: "Have some pretzels sir, and some cookies for dessert." FOR DESSERT? I didn't realize that my pretzel dinner was straight off the "We're-going-bankrupt-but-there's-no-way-your-service-won't-suffer-menu".

Eeediots!

October 04, 2004

Silver Sack

I'm sitting on a flight between Metropolis #1 and Metropolis #2, staring at the tiny silver sack of baked dough alloted to seat 13D. Different carriers, different cities, different timezones; same silver sack. I'm quite convinced that at some time in the recent past, dark suited representatives from all the major airlines huddled together in the handicap bathroom stall of Starbucks and made a collective deal with the pretzel mafia to pimp dimebags of baked dough sticks. This dark alliance, known in law enforcement agencies as the SSS (Salty Stick Syndicate), operates without challenge in the friendsly skies. Without fail, every flight I take has at least one pusher, hustling the passengers in low whispers, "ey youse.. wanna a sack?".

I am a victim! I want justice! I seek damages! What does a brother have to do to get a bag of honey roasted peanuts?